Paris Hilton's New CD Tanks. I guess this means she won't be doing an acoustic tour of Joni Mitchell covers any time soon. DAMN.
If you read further down in the story, apparently Cher's son Elijah Blue had a one-night stand with Paris before she was famous, and he was so worried about contracting a disease from her, he cleaned his genitals with a "household cleaning product" to disinfect. Dude, how about WEARING A CONDOM? Oh my word, if you're worried about disease, use a rubber, for cry eye. And perchance being a bit choosier for companionship as well. Yikes.
page 6 has moved on and i can't find the blurb. the single "stars are blind" isn't sucking, btw. it's been in the top 50 in the us since its debut and pretty the top 10, 20 or even 5 (canada) in europe and canada ever since it's second week of debut. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stars_Are_Blind
Posted by: katie d | August 31, 2006 at 03:29 AM
i forgot to say "and i kinda like it." i know. i'm horrified with you.
Posted by: katie d | August 31, 2006 at 03:30 AM