What? Is It Christmas Already?

Conservatives Consider A 3rd Party Run. Wow, James Dobson, thank you. I didn't get you anything. You really are a giver.

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[katie d]

Hmm...some possible names for this new party...

the Theocrats
Fundamentalists
the New Covenant Party
the Evangelical Party
the Hellfire Party (members to be known as Brimstonians)
the National Religious Party
the Conservative Resurgence Party - or just The Resurgence Party* (members to be called Resurgents - duh)
the Landmark Party (members to be called Landmarkists)*
the GOP - Grand Old Patriarchs
the POG - Party of God

Or we could just cut to the chase and call them the obvious:
the Grand Old Party of Bigots
Neocons for Jesus (and World Domination)
the Old Testament Bible Thumpers
Confederates
the Anti-Freedom Party
Oppressionists
Repressionists

...the list goes on. If only these losers would form a third party. What a happy, happy day that would be.

* see Wikipedia for these terms or look up the Southern Baptists

[katie d]

Wait; there's more...

the National Policy Party
the Prayer Party
the No Christian Left Behind Party
No Asshole Left Behind
the Party of the Rapture (members to be called Rapturists)
the World Annihilation Party
the Apocalypse Now Party
the Thousand Year Party
the Revelation Party, aka The Red Heifer Party
the PUCA - Party of Uber-Conservative Assholes (pronounced pyooka)

[Jon]

HA! Oh, Katie! Too funny!